ON THE PISSED-OFF 10 POINT SCALE.
RENOVATION WORKS ARE HAPPENING
AT HOME AND SO
I AM LIVING WITH DUST, CEMENT
AND A KITCHEN WITHOUT TILES.
MY MOM AND THE DOG HAVE
REFUSED TO FACE THE SITUATION
AND HAVE THUS FLED TO MY UNCLE'S.
AND SO WITH
ALL THE THGS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO
BE IN THE KITCHEN AND LIVING ROOM
IN MY ROOMS,
I HAVE JUST ABOUT ENOUGH WALKING
SPACE FOR HALF A BLOODY HAMSTER.
ALSO, WITH CONTRACTORS MOVING
FREELY AROUND THE HOUSE,
THE FAMILY DECIDED THAT ALL
ROOMS DOORS ARE TO BE LOCKED.
AND SO
WITHIN THE PAST 24 HOURS
I LOCKED MYSELF OUT TWICE,
FAILED TO PICK THE LOCKS,
AS A RESULT
HAD TO HAMMER THE EXISTING ONES
AND CHANGE BOTH DAMN
DOOR KNOBS.
TWICE??????
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS
TWICE IN 24 DAMNED HOURS???
FIRST TIME
MY MOM WENT HYSTERICAL
AND THE SECOND TIME
THE ()*#$)(*$)(#$@ CONTRACTORS
TOTALLY HAD A GOOD LOL AS
I HAMMERED AWAY.
AM I A HOPELESS DOUCHEBAG
OR IS LIFE JUST A BITCH????
AND FOR GOODNESS
SAKE THE GOVT SHOULD STOP ASKING
PEOPLE TO REPRODUCE
BECAUSE IF THEY TOOK THE MRT EVERYDAY
FROM BOON LAY TO BISHAN THEY
WOULD KNOW THAT
THERE IS NO MORE SPACE LEFT
FOR ANYONE TO STAND ANYWHERE
STOP FREAKINNNN ADDING TO THE
DENSITY OF THIS DAMNED SINKING ISLAND.
IN FACT
YESTERDAY THE GATES AT BOON LAY STATION
FAILED AND ALL OF THE 6PM CROWD
HAD TO ENTER THRU ONLY 1 GATE.
HAVE U SEEN BOON LAY AT 6PM???
CAN IMAGINE ALL OF THAT
HUMAN FLESH GOING THROUGH ONE SAD GATE??
YES,
IF THE SMELL OF ARMPITS
WERE ANY WORSE,
I WOULD HAVE JUST HELD MY BREATH
AND LET MYSELF DIE THERE.
BYEX.
10:13 AM